Meme: Five Things

[diffrentcolours]

"Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your bag at any given moment." FSVO "bag" meaning "many large pockets":

1. Mask. Protecting myself and others around me from COVID and other respiratory diseases is my love language.
2. Phone. I am terminally online, and constantly looking up IMDB / TVTropes entries related to whatever I'm watching.
3. Car key. I don't enjoy driving, but I like that I can give lifts and run errands for my loved ones and friends.
4. Handcuff key. I've been carrying this around on my keyring for decades, ever since I got handcuffed to a (closed!) bar in a rock club and had to pick the cuffs with a ring-pull from a discarded can of Coke. (I'm still impressed with myself for doing that). It has never once been useful since, other than to prod small reset buttons on technical equipment.
5. Hair bobble. My pretty princess ponytail needs to look its best. Also useful in the gym for keeping hair out of my face.

Comments

[apiphile]

TVtropes sounds like a nicer way to be constantly online than my method of Ceaseless News.